They are so lol, you could tell I was twelve.
Win the game by defeating Lord Haddock.
Find "The Island".
Boss II eaten.
Pass any level with more than 10 Devour Towers.
Finish Chronos boss.
Pass level with 10 base HP or lower in endless or story.
Stay in front of the game over screen for 30 seconds.
Evolve first time before level 6.
Evolve second time before level 13.